During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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