Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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