I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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