Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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