Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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