So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I touched a dick in church today
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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