Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Randomize
