So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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