whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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