I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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