I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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