I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize