She is in my trunk
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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