so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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