i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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