im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If I die, sorry about rent.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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