All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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