Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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