i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
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