adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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