I wanna bring you to show and tell
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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