S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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