On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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