then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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