i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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