It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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