I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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