Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm just crazy horny about you
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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