Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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