oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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