after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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