if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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