The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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