Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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