Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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