Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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