sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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