he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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