would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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