Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
