You really coming over, don't trick.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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