She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
be right there i have to get my cape
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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