Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Randomize
