Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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