I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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