dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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