Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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