Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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