farters have to be the big spoon...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
do nipples grow back?
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