well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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