what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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