we're blogging at a bar
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Also, beer. Big fan.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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