I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Are we still banned from the library?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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