nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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