god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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