Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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