Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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